This has to be the most entertaining Substack post I’ve read (and I’m sure many will find your answers to be strangely beneficial haha). I hope there will be a part two!
I’m really glad that AI chatbots don’t actually have a menacing sense of dark humour, because if they did I would find it difficult not to amuse myself talking to them…
Anyway, this was an amazing read, and the roles you took somehow fit (what I know parasocially of) your personalities perfectly!
Utterly delightful! Watching AI evolve from GPT to supervillain over the course of his responses had me absolutely cackling 😂 Y’all are incredibly talented!
Snail Mail wins the day with her helpful and sensitive(!) advice. Also with her consistent hatred toward 2-factor authentication.
However, the rank speciesism AI seems to carry toward trolls is frankly concerning! There are among us trolls of Vast Intelligence(also, more pertinently here, ones of Average Intelligence), and one must be quite quick of wit if one does not want to lose a limb in a riddle match(threat). I suppose AI need not worry, since it has not a single leg to speak of.
I’ll throw a dog a(pre-chewed) bone for the career ideas though.
Been waiting for this for months and did NOT disappoint
The quiet truth is that good things come to those who wait
your endorsement means a lot 2 me
This has to be the most entertaining Substack post I’ve read (and I’m sure many will find your answers to be strangely beneficial haha). I hope there will be a part two!
Haha thank you! The quiet truth is that the 'part 2' will be the friends we made along the way.
Good answer! 😂 I still might consider starting a petition for a sequel though jk
I can only hope someone out there will give planes a chance after reading this
🤣
You can be my sole provider of solicited advice for the rest of my life… talking to you, snail mail.
My mailbox is open and my stamps are at the ready
Hey don't discount AI!
🫣
You guys are the BOAT
Big Tallmast Ship BOATED
seriously this is the BOAT
call this post a yacht because it's so boated
I’m really glad that AI chatbots don’t actually have a menacing sense of dark humour, because if they did I would find it difficult not to amuse myself talking to them…
Anyway, this was an amazing read, and the roles you took somehow fit (what I know parasocially of) your personalities perfectly!
I am truthfully very AI-coded
I am truthfully relieved that somehow we pulled this one off. Thank you for your support and readership!
It feels like Snail Mail is quietly replacing AI here. I was entertained. Thank you for this.
Did not disappoint.
Thank goodness!
Utterly delightful! Watching AI evolve from GPT to supervillain over the course of his responses had me absolutely cackling 😂 Y’all are incredibly talented!
We had fun and that’s what matters (legally, we cannot be held accountable for what consequences comes from those who take this advice)
Supervillain is exactly what I was aiming for
Absolutely hilarious. Got me through my last 15 minutes of work laughing
This is truly our goal
Bravo!
better than AI! probably uses less water too!
Actually, I drink gallons of the stuff so I might be worse for the environment
YOU GUYS! This was brilliant. 👏🏼
I totally agree with you
Snail Mail wins the day with her helpful and sensitive(!) advice. Also with her consistent hatred toward 2-factor authentication.
However, the rank speciesism AI seems to carry toward trolls is frankly concerning! There are among us trolls of Vast Intelligence(also, more pertinently here, ones of Average Intelligence), and one must be quite quick of wit if one does not want to lose a limb in a riddle match(threat). I suppose AI need not worry, since it has not a single leg to speak of.
I’ll throw a dog a(pre-chewed) bone for the career ideas though.
Thay wur kwite gud🧌
I'm shocked and appalled at how speciest you are against AI entities
Co🫵py🫵cat🫵 I was offended first!
I love you both so much. This collab made my week!🤣🤣🤣
This is one of the most entertaining things I’ve ever read on Substack. PLZ do another
Haha seems like we're going to have to!
I hope this is the beginning of an ongoing trend to bring back advice columns.
I think Grace has a calling
Agreed. I’d write into her column regularly.